November 2011
Mom in kitchen, i’m in our office (which is not far away from each other at all)
mom- come help me pass out candy!
me- no
mom- Mal! Help me pass out candy!
me-no!
mom- Mallory!
me- NOOO I SAID NO!
why can’t she hear me?!?!
October 2011
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Anonymous asked: judging from your url, do you like Greek Mythology?
2 tags
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idk the bitch was like 14
– 15 year olds
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I'm a Holiday Virgin.
leinylovessyou:
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
I can’t stop listening to Somebody that I used to know.
Literally..I’ve played it 10 times in a row now.
messagefailed asked: UHHHHHHH
UTI’S CAN SUCK
MY
DICK
AHHHHHHHHHRGH